4 definitions by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr.

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug
Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

ik
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Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck
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It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up
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A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil
yo let’s shit in johns pillow case

so a Shit pillow?

yea
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