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19 definitions by ShaneWood

 
8.
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
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9.
Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.
Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
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10.
A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.
"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
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11.
Slang for Jesus Christ
John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."
by ShaneWood January 08, 2012
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12.
General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.
"Man I can't find any danks anywhere. Let's go to my homie's on 13th and Ames and snag some northos."
by ShaneWood January 07, 2012
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13.
A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
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14.
slang for high-grade cannabis
I can't wait to get home from work so I can smoke some of that space boogie.
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
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