ShaneWood's definitions

glow

Slang for meth. So called because of the way a bulbie glows when youre smokin it.

Watch out for TJ... That dude's smokin glow again.

by ShaneWood July 26, 2012

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

take no like Kobe

Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.

George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.

Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

friends of the road

Trucker lingo for prostitutes.

Julian- "You need to quit pickin up hookers while you're drivin the rig. Youre gonna lose your license again."

Ray- "Theyre not hookers, buddy, theyre friends of the road."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

birthday bowl

This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.

"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

marky-mark

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.

Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012