3 definitions by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes

True

A category for Metal music that is deeply underground, who's members are very averse to the commerciallity of the worlds music scene. A person who has a taste for this music would be regarded as true.

"That's not true metal"-e.g. Metallicas St.Anger album.
"Listen to true metal, like Darkthrone".
"You are true enough to drink with us".

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

Breadsticking

Inserting a lubricated bread stick into ones anus as a party trick. (Friend pushing it in so far that it breaks off optional).

"My arse hurts so much! I was breadsticking on the dancefloor and some dude snapped my breadstick off!"

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

Monkey Claw

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003