2 definitions by ShallowFuckingValues

HAF

High Altitude Flatulence

We went skiing last weekend at Park City and Liz would NOT stop HAF-ing

by ShallowFuckingValues February 26, 2021

Walmart people pool party

When you abduct a couple people from Walmart, take them to a failed subdivision establishment, throw them in an empty pool with one steak knife, and force them to fight to the death.

Hey many, I’m bored as hell, let’s throw a Walmart people pool party like we did for your sister’s bat mitzvah.

by ShallowFuckingValues February 26, 2021