1 definition by Shadiiii
A Johnnie is a very gay individual who likes dick in their booty hole, they also tend to say things that they never act on, they like to go for the fattest and ugliest bitches, they also have the worst taste in women and have extremely low standards. Their dick will literally go into anything that has a hole. Johnnies typically see themselves as tough and healthy, but in reality they are lazy fucking slobs who don’t do shit but a play games on their consoles and have dad bodies around the age of 16 and above. Johnnies are also insecure about themselves cause of past relationships and rejections from females who have better to do with their lives. A johnnie is basically a feminine version of John they also tend to have vaginas so don’t be surprised if a johnnie tells you he has a esthetically large cock and you end up seeing a vagina. Overall a johnnie is just an L.
Is that a johnnie over there I bet you he has a vagina
Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life
Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after
Johnnie is so insecure nowadays he lies so much about his life
Johnnie never works out anymore just sits at home and plays games and fingers himself and smells it after
by Shadiiii April 29, 2019