3 definitions by Shaaaaaaag

Running Bent

Running a business in illegitimate ways for example:
Not filing your accounts properly/or at all
Doing jobs for cash instead of cheque or card to not pay as much tax

Your using that firm? I heard they’d been running bent John.

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Red Diesel

Normal diesel that is dyed red and for off road use only (so you pay no tax on it)

You’ll be able to run that on red diesel, just don’t get pulled!

by Shaaaaaaag October 13, 2022

Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)

Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!

by Shaaaaaaag December 4, 2022