27 definitions by ShAdOwZ
A not-high-yet-not-too-low end brand of beer. Miller Lite, especially, is popular amongst calorie counters, as it contains less calories than some other "lite" brands.
by ShAdOwZ October 5, 2008
An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka".
Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".
Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".
White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know.
Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.
Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.
by ShAdOwZ February 16, 2009
The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.
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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
by ShAdOwZ May 22, 2009
by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009
1. To come forward; to admit one's own wrongdoings
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams
1. Come out and face the music, Jim. I know you've been stealing my pizza from the fridge.
2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.
2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.
by ShAdOwZ January 31, 2010
1. A type of figure skating jump, including a leap with 1.5 turns.
2. One component of the "wheel and axel" simple machine. The wheel has a larger circumfrence than the axel, and so it would take more power to turn the axel, but in doing so the wheel would turn more times. Most wheels and axels on cars function this way.
3. A character in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories and Kingdom Hearts II. He is the eighth member of Organization XIII, nicknamed "The Flurry of Dancing Flames". Axel, like other members of the group, wears a black overcoat with black gloves and black boots. He has bright red, spiky hair and wields two chakram with eight spikes on each. He can throw these chakram or use them as melee weapons--they will always return to his hand when they're thrown. He can also charge them with fire and execute many fire-based attacks. He has broken off from the rest of the Organization in KH II, but he still shares a relationship with Roxas
2. One component of the "wheel and axel" simple machine. The wheel has a larger circumfrence than the axel, and so it would take more power to turn the axel, but in doing so the wheel would turn more times. Most wheels and axels on cars function this way.
3. A character in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories and Kingdom Hearts II. He is the eighth member of Organization XIII, nicknamed "The Flurry of Dancing Flames". Axel, like other members of the group, wears a black overcoat with black gloves and black boots. He has bright red, spiky hair and wields two chakram with eight spikes on each. He can throw these chakram or use them as melee weapons--they will always return to his hand when they're thrown. He can also charge them with fire and execute many fire-based attacks. He has broken off from the rest of the Organization in KH II, but he still shares a relationship with Roxas
1. Bob: "Axel Paulsen was the first guy to ever perform an axel jump. Go figure!"
Bill: "Wow."
2. John: "Dude, the axel on my car broke. I have to get it towed to the shop!"
Mofo: "That bites, man. That bites big."
3. Axel: "The name's Axel. Got it memorized?!"
"I'm so FLATTERED!"
"BURN, BABY!"
"My heart just wouldn't be in it, y'know? Haven't got one..."
Bill: "Wow."
2. John: "Dude, the axel on my car broke. I have to get it towed to the shop!"
Mofo: "That bites, man. That bites big."
3. Axel: "The name's Axel. Got it memorized?!"
"I'm so FLATTERED!"
"BURN, BABY!"
"My heart just wouldn't be in it, y'know? Haven't got one..."
by ShAdOwZ June 21, 2007
1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."
by ShAdOwZ December 9, 2008