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When you and your partner invite three homesexual peguins into bed and shove odd shaped foriegn objects into there anus while singing show tunes and wearing a scarlet bowtie
The peguins moaned as the megaphone entererd there anus almost knocking off there scarlet bowtie
by Sgt. Jesse Wilson December 08, 2008

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