2 definitions by Sgt MacTavish

Penis

(interjection) A synonym for fuck.

(verb) Yet another synonym for fuck.

(interjection):
Wife: Hey did you remember to get the milk from the store?
Husband: Penis! I forgot!

(verb):
Guy 1: Hey you think you'd hit that?
Guy 2: Man, I would penis the hell out of her!

by Sgt MacTavish June 16, 2009

Autodesk

1. A Money Whore, that tries to buy out every 3D modeling and animation package it can.

2. Just Plain Whore.

Guy1: Let's go pickup an Autodesk and jizz inside her.
Guy2: Sounds like a plan.

by Sgt MacTavish June 20, 2009