9 definitions by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones

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smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling
She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck

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An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.

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Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.
After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

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Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

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To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.
by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 03, 2006

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the penis on the verge of becoming hard
I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

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To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.
I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

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