9 definitions by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

Urban term (Ebonics?) for getting an education and staying out of trouble.

My kidz is good kidz; They go skoo'!

smooth deliberate foreplay leading up to long intercourse with a lot of kissing (anywhere on the body) and of course snuggling

She took me to bed and we ended up in a seven hour long snuggle fuck

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.