3 definitions by Sexy_chicken643

The best medicine for horny teenagers
“Dude what are you doing?”
“I’m reading smut.”

“Why?”
“Because it makes life better you uncultured dipshit.”
by Sexy_chicken643 August 22, 2021
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The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG
by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020
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When someone wants a dick In them.
Babe! Put it in!! I want you now!” Said the girlfriend
by Sexy_chicken643 January 17, 2020
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