31 definitions by Sex Ed

nipSSpin

When a dude plays with his chix nips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: NipSSpin bitch!

by Sex Ed July 29, 2006

lipsnipslips

Lips-nips-lips. A description of the entire sex act from beginning to end. (Mouth) lips to nipples to (cunt) lips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: lipsnipslips bitch!

by Sex Ed July 29, 2006

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed December 28, 2006

SBN

Text talk for Lesbian.

"I asked Sharise out, but, she turned me down. God, I'm such a loser."

"No, it's cool, she's N SBN."

by Sex Ed July 29, 2006

Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.

"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."

by Sex Ed July 29, 2006

Fuck you asshole!

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

by Sex Ed December 17, 2006

mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

by Sex Ed January 17, 2007