2 definitions by SethFalco

The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).
He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.
by SethFalco April 18, 2017
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Used (usually in jest) when something is bound to go completely and utterly wrong.
Guy: I'm going to buy some bondage gear for my brother's girlfriend and say it's from him.
Guy's friend: Yeah, what could go wrong, right?
Guy: Exactly!
by SethFalco March 16, 2017
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