A drink originally
composed of coffee, but made so complicated it can hardly be referred
to as a liquid anymore. Usually ordered
by low self-esteem in order
to prove their own self-worth.
Note. The customer ordering this is unlikely to tip.
Customer: Hi, could
I get a tall-
Barista: We called them small here-
Customer: Yeah, a tall, quintuple shot latte, no foam, with soy milk, fat-free chocolate, sugar-free vanilla, and heated to precisely 185.2 degrees. And can I get that in a venti
Barista: We call
Customer: Yeah, in a venti
cup so I can empty your cream pitchers? And served on a gold platter?
Barista: One complicado. Coming right up.