Sentinel Stark's definitions

2017

Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".

And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.

2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.

by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016

Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.

by Sentinel Stark April 18, 2018