2 definitions by Senor_man

dooshbag

The wrong way to spell douchebag. If you're here, then, well... fuck you.

Pacer: "Ey, Mike! You're a dooshbag. Nobody loves you."

Mike: "Did you just misspell 'Douchebag'? What the fuck, man."

Pacer: "Mike, you fucking dumbass, we're talking to each other. With words. How the fuck could I misspell something I didn't type?"

Mike: *wipes sweat off of forehead* "Uhhh... oh fuck, you don't know."

Pacer: "Don't ever wipe my forehead again."

by Senor_man September 3, 2020

The Shitz

A condition where a dude is really fuckin pissed and really happy at the same time.

Derek: "Yo, Sarah's really moody lately. You know what's up with her?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's got the shitz."

by Senor_man September 9, 2019