Secret Agent Man's definitions

rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.

This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

popular culture

That part of society which is purchasable at Wal-Mart in a variety of packaged forms.

I ran, screaming, past the greeter and into the welcoming darkness of the parking lot to escape the onrushing wall of popular culture.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

hose

1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.

The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

disneyfication

To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.

They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003