Secret Agent Man's definitions

popular culture

That part of society which is purchasable at Wal-Mart in a variety of packaged forms.

I ran, screaming, past the greeter and into the welcoming darkness of the parking lot to escape the onrushing wall of popular culture.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

rat's ass

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.

This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

disneyfication

To censor or bar so that the entire world is safe for a 3 year old to walk into at any time; to prohibit all adult activities; to censor with the aim of 'protecting families'.

They got rid of all the adult book stores as part of their plan for the disneyfication of down town.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

buy a fucking vowel

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"

You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003