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She’s a very sexy girl with nice tits and booty, but don’t cross paths with her or she’ll whip yo ass, if yo girl is named Eilidh then keep her, if there’s an Eilidh that’s single go for her and you won’t regret it ;);)
“Hey man did ya hear Eilidhs single, I want to get her, have you seen her ass”
naw man Eilidh is gonna be mine
by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019
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December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!
“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
by Secret penis worker December 3, 2019
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