Sean Ryan's definitions

2000

The year that people thought the world would end. The Y2K bug was a glitch that on the day it turned 2000, old computers would mistake it as the year 1900 (a LONG time ago). They fixed computers. Thought to be the start of the third millenium, but since there was no year zero, 2001 (a way better year, even if Burger King had veggie burgers in 2000) had to start it. 2000 only started the new century.

Interviewer: What were you doing in the year 2000?
Me: I was working as a bank teller.

by Sean Ryan October 24, 2006

Salsa

1: A spanish dip served with tortilla chips
2: Spanish for "sauce". Duh.

Guy 1: This party is just 1% incomplete.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: We need some salsa.
Guy 2: Back of the fridge.

by Sean Ryan April 15, 2006

puffy ami yumi

A new Cartoon Network show about a Japanese band called Puffy AmiYumi. It's made in America, and it doesn't portray Japan correctly. 1 yen is more than less than a dollar. AND BY THE WAY, it's Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi. Not what puffy ami yumi like your retarded brain on drugs that aren't cool.

Wanna watch an episode of Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi I made in TV-14?

by Sean Ryan April 13, 2006

defenerate

Throw out the window.

The act of throwing out the window. (defeneration)

"After my computer broke again, I had to resist the urge to defenerate it."

by Sean Ryan July 20, 2008

Adam and Eve

The first man and woman. Eve was made from one of Adam's rib (which is why women have one more rib than men). They were not to eat off the tree of good and evil, otherwise they'd become smart, know they're naked, and feel shame. (BTW, the fruit from the tree was NOT an apple. sheesh) And they were banished gave birth to Cain and Abel, and so on.

Adam and Eve made the original sin (disobeying God)

by Sean Ryan April 10, 2006

Goldfish

Great crackers from Peppridge farms. They're baked, not fried, come in different varieties, and smile back. Try mixing them up all in one bag.

Hmm... pretzel, pizza, cheddar, and color goldfish mixed in one bag.

by Sean Ryan April 18, 2006

child

What you all are. You're immature, you're swearing. Urban Dictionary may define your world, but you're gone too far! Read what to do when you publish. Now go be mature.

This guy on Urban Dictionary is a child. God damn it.

by Sean Ryan April 9, 2006