SeaPilot's definitions

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

yob

English surf speak meaning jerk or asshole.

Eh, bro that was a real yob think to say.

That guy over there is a real yob.

by SeaPilot June 23, 2009

Smendric

East coast Jewish term referring to a guy who is a geek jerk dweeb idiot etc. Originating somewhere around New York or New Jersey. Correctly pronounced with a Jewish Bronx's accent.

phonetically pronounced -" sh - men - drick "

"Don't ask that guy. He's a real smendric."

"No smendrics allowed at the party."

" Those smendrics are the turds in a punch bowl."

by SeaPilot June 29, 2009

Prairie Dog

This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.

note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.

"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".

"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

dipped

This is the act of a company or salesperson who had taken a customer to a second rate lending institution or in the auto industry what is called a "mouse house". These lenders such as HFC or Lending Tree grant loans to people with substandard credit scores and then charge very high interest rates. Being dipped is the act of helping the purchaser to obtain the 2nd loan and get the down payment cash for the principal loan.

" Hey Fred, you client needs $2000K down and you will needed to get them "dipped" if they don't have cash. "

" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."

by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

shaky puddin'

Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.

" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."

"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

rug

Derogatory name, prejudice term used mostly by caucasian males towards African Americans. Derived because of the thick woolly wire consistency of their black hair in comparison to a household carpet or rug.

"I'm not eating in there. Too many rugs."

"The rugs will be all over your car if you park there"

"Don't go to that frat house because it's located in a rug's neighborhood."

by SeaPilot June 30, 2009