SeaPilot's definitions
This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.
"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
Get the shmyingmug. A woman who - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or CUNT.
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
"That woman has off the wall thinking and a real cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
by SeaPilot June 27, 2009
Get the CUNTmug. This is merely an abbreviation for "satellite navigation" part of the GPS or GNNS systems for navigation, pinpoint precise locations or other civilian and military uses. Pilot and sailors use this term. This is electronic vs manual navigation process.
Hey man Bob got a new boat complete with auto pilot slaved to the sat nav."
"Phil's plane has all his navigation connected to his sat nav."
"Phil's plane has all his navigation connected to his sat nav."
by SeaPilot July 5, 2009
Get the sat navmug. "Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
Get the Moltamug. This is the act of a company or salesperson who had taken a customer to a second rate lending institution or in the auto industry what is called a "mouse house". These lenders such as HFC or Lending Tree grant loans to people with substandard credit scores and then charge very high interest rates. Being dipped is the act of helping the purchaser to obtain the 2nd loan and get the down payment cash for the principal loan.
" Hey Fred, you client needs $2000K down and you will needed to get them "dipped" if they don't have cash. "
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
Get the dippedmug. This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.
note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.
note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.
"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".
"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."
"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
Get the Prairie Dogmug. Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.
" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
Get the shaky puddin'mug.