SeaPilot's definitions

gams

Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs. Term used by men have an appreciation and fetish for the female body, clothed or naked. This definition originated years ago in the 30-40's. People like Clark Gable used it to describe Rita Hayward's legs. The word was used in many gangster movies with Edward G. Robinson, George Raft and others when looking at a sexy woman who showed her legs off.

" Hey baby, it's not the face they remember it's the gams."

"Did you see the gams on that babe when she walked by?"

by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

CUNT

A woman who - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or CUNT.

In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".

"That woman has off the wall thinking and a real cunt."

" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."

"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."

by SeaPilot June 27, 2009

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.

"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

shaky puddin'

Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.

" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."

"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

Prairie Dog

This is the act of human fecal matter ( stool, turd, brown trout) slightly protruding out of the anus and then immediate retracting. This happens in humans but animals as well. It is the result of the person or animal needing desperately to defecate but for some reason cannot find facilities or the right place to evacuate the waste. It may happen many times before final evacuation. The term achieved it's name from prairie dogs being observed going in and out of their habitat.

note: As a result, in humans, this act can also cause another situation call "skid marks" which is the evidence of the PD stain left on the persons underware, other clothing or anything next to the anus where the Prairie Dog emerges.

"Hey mom, we have to stop at the next gas, Billy's got prairie dogs".

"My girl must have had prairie dogs tonight cause when we had sex I saw skid marks on her undies."

by SeaPilot June 28, 2009

Molta

Slang in Spanish for marijuana.

"Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."

"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."

by SeaPilot June 29, 2009

Smendric

East coast Jewish term referring to a guy who is a geek jerk dweeb idiot etc. Originating somewhere around New York or New Jersey. Correctly pronounced with a Jewish Bronx's accent.

phonetically pronounced -" sh - men - drick "

"Don't ask that guy. He's a real smendric."

"No smendrics allowed at the party."

" Those smendrics are the turds in a punch bowl."

by SeaPilot June 29, 2009