2 definitions by Scuba Shlog

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy
by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021
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Otherwise known as Brandon

An old senile man who doesn’t know where he is and surrendered a whole goddamn country to terrorists
Joe Biden: I don’t know where I am
by Scuba Shlog October 28, 2021
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