14 definitions by Screw Liberals
(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
by Screw Liberals April 6, 2016
Followers of the anti-capitalist, left-wing lunatic and communist-loving hypocrite, Bernie Sanders. Sander-nistas are typically unaccomplished, unmotivated, pot-smoking losers whose poor work ethic leads them to hate successful people. If they even do graduate from college (though most receive some form of welfare payment), they have useless degrees like art, music, theatre, racial studies, women's studies, gender studies, sociology, education, literature, or communications. They are profficient in protesting, class warfare rhetoric, smoking dope or e-cigs, and shouting out bumper-sticker slogans. Other than that, they are useless, angry pukes and have no societal value.
Uh oh. Here comes the walking dead...more Occupy Wall Street /antifa prptestors and rioters. Or as they are also known, the Sander-nistas
by Screw Liberals September 24, 2017
Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time
Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
by Screw Liberals May 7, 2016
An annoying person at a fitness club who takes forever on a machine, bench, or a specific area that a serious fitness member needs to use, and while doing so consistently exerts ridiculously little effort. (These pricks usually were guilted into going in the first place and drastically reduce in number after January 1st.)
"All the treadmills are taken. I wish that fat gympersonator would get the hell off since she's been on that one for 30 minutes and only walked 1/10th of a mile."
by Screw Liberals April 4, 2016
A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
by Screw Liberals June 13, 2016
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
by Screw Liberals June 25, 2016
Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 15, 2016