3 definitions by Screaming Pontiac Goat

Combat Pussy Licker. A women that happens to be a lesbian, that has the strong, combative nature of shoving it into your face the fact that she is a lesbian. A super butch in the manner of dress, talk and walk. Always on point about being a brutal Gay woman. Hooray for me and fuck you attitude. The kind of girl that has a tongue that can chop down an Zebrawood tree and she knows how to use it.
God Almighty, she's a past master C.P.L. for sure. A true Combat Pussy Licker.
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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The name of a gay character in several motion pictures
Hey, that characters name is Montrose! Another Gay Montrose you think the writer is giving a nod to the montrose in Houston.
by Screaming Pontiac Goat October 19, 2020
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A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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