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1. Concubone
December 16, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.
Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.
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2. Coitus Coif
The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?
3. Fuck Hair
The messy, snarled and sweaty hairstyle one has
after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
I know EXACTLY why you're late! Your fuck hair says it ALL!!!
4. Hershey Hair
Any time feces are embedded in hair.
"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."
5. Fuck Brain
The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.
You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL
6. Skillet Face
A human face that looks like a cartoon character's,
after being hit with the bottom-side of a skillet.
The face is round and flat with a very little nose,
a small mouth, and tiny that eyes are wide-set
and basically expressionless.
"He's buff... but a total skillet face."
"Nice rack, but I can't get past her skillet face."
7. Fudgy Fur
When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
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