1 definition by Scraper Bike

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A combination of a corny, proper looking dude, like the kind with an ascot tie and proper english, and a fartknocker, usually the cousin of a Fartsworthington: Someone who pretends to sniff wine and swirl it around in the glass and stuff
Look at Lord Fartsworth Bentley over there, his golf sweater matches his toy poodle's.

See: Scott Disik of " Keeping up with The Kardashians"
by Scraper Bike May 11, 2010

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