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When a middle aged golfer gets drunk on the course and attempts to pick up on the cart girl, even though he is married. He tosses down a few White Claws and some awful lines that didn't even work 10 years prior thinking he has a chance to get up in her britches.
Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019
Get the Stranger Dane-ger mug.When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020
Get the Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody mug.When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.
Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.
by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019
Get the Water boarding mug.When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022
Get the Ecuadorian Pat Smear mug.When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.
Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.
by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019
Get the Dragon Snoot mug.When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.
by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019
Get the The AB mug.Trudie and Lizzy were out last night and met another girl. They took her home and they all did a trisser and came in unison.
by Scotty Nice January 16, 2020
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