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Peony Push

A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
Peony Push by Scotty Nice December 11, 2020
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Penny Pushin 

Just makin enough money to get by or survive
Like the Tech N9ne song "Thats why you just penny pushin, and im bigger"....or "man i cant go out tonight, im penny pushin this week."
Penny Pushin by Jose Johnson October 17, 2008
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penny pusher 

Dr.goldstein was a penny pusher that had a zune because it was cheaper.
penny pusher by the secret stoner October 10, 2011