Scott McMaster V
Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!
When one has had too much of a good thing.
I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
When a Girls' legs do not come close to meeting at the top
That Girl has got legs like rugby posts.....definitely gap on!!
To shit ones self
By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.
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