7 definitions by Scott E. Irish
by Scott E. Irish January 3, 2006
When one is so lonely that he jerks off and leaves it to dry on his wall, forming intricate crustacions. Suitable for all latex paint.
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
by Scott E. Irish January 3, 2006
A night spent with an engaged Dutch woman whose name you don't know and don't care to know. You filled the O in her puss.
On New Year's eve Jim's symphonic skills played Mr. Holland's Opus(He banged a chic from Holland who was flying back the next day to meet her husband).
by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006
Jim was exploring the dirt cave and quickly pulled out his round tube when he found some quick sand(lose rock, otherwise known as runny poop).
by Scott E. Irish January 3, 2006
The cheese that is famunda my balls. It has the distinctive taste of man balls, very high salt and protein content.
by Scott E. Irish January 3, 2006
When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.
by Scott E. Irish January 3, 2006