A recipe for beetless borscht, thin hair being the replacement.
A large mammal known for its inability to feed itself or reproduce. chimerically delicious from a mollusks standpoint.
This Trachuck lights up my life.
If i had a bowl of Trachuk for every-time I've heard that I would have quite a collection of hair balls.
The Trachuk is known for its inability to attract the opposite sex of its species so it is forced to masturbate in Italian wash rooms.