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A recipe for beetless borscht, thin hair being the replacement.

A large mammal known for its inability to feed itself or reproduce. chimerically delicious from a mollusks standpoint.
This Trachuck lights up my life.

If i had a bowl of Trachuk for every-time I've heard that I would have quite a collection of hair balls.

The Trachuk is known for its inability to attract the opposite sex of its species so it is forced to masturbate in Italian wash rooms.
by Scotchy Botchem March 19, 2008
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