7 definitions by Scooter McFadden

Top Definition
Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
A curly mullet; a variation of this would be a jerry curullet, which is the same thing yet with a greasy touch; a hip hairdo; also known as the "AC Slater"
Jesse Spano: Slater, you pig, I wanna have sex with you, on account of that sexy curullet you have.

AC Slater: Okay hot mama, I'll bone you in my wrestling leotard too, and Mr. Belding can watch.
by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004
The ultimate level is high lighter potency; a real snazzy high lighter marker; is said to razzle and dazzle
Damn yo, dem be some shiny drawings! Word homeskillet, I gave them the ol' zazzle brite touch.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
when shit is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness
Peep diss new Brian (Austin) Green rap CD yo, shit's oven mits fo sho
by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004
Whats up; whats happening; whats cooking.
What cracks tonight yo, gonna get a rusty trombone from da toofless hoe on the corner? Aight yo *does Saved by the Bell handshake*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
The use of fire to clean one's "bikini line"; to rid body of pubic hair by setting them ablaze.
Fuckin' A, this pubes be growing back faster then a lumberjack's beard, it's time to napalm them, that'll show those pesky pubes!
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

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