1 definition by Schweaty Weiner
A disease contracted upon sharing bodily fluids with people named Meredith Monroe. Symptoms include pink eye, saying 'y'all' in excess, spontaneously reporting football statistics (specifically LSU), and eating lots of King's Cake and/or being obsessed with Southern cuisine and all things Texas.
Lullo has Merbies. Merbies was first contracted by a recruit named Travis. His current condition in unkown.
by Schweaty Weiner February 8, 2008