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2 definitions by Schmidt-Dogg

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.
Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.
by Schmidt-Dogg September 16, 2007
When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.
Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard.
by Schmidt-Dogg May 04, 2009