5 definitions by Schattenjäger
tentative title for the ninth part of jojos bizarre adventure where we know absolutely fucking nothing because araki is hibernating and/or cooking up the best plot youve ever seen from a man
by Schattenjäger June 30, 2022
by Schattenjäger July 13, 2022
Rare creature phenomenon ghost story myth chasing legend. The tale goes that he resides inside of walls and only appears to you when the drywall is weak enough to be haphazardly chewed through. To properly eradicate this gargoyle from your humble abode your first steps of action are to gather 3 sacred treasures: A bible translated in fluent Japanese, a candle light, and Candy-Coated Rocks, a drug located in many small convenience stores. With these doubloons, you want to smother the drywall of your choice with the Coating of the Candy-Coated Rocks and burn it with the light of a candle. You then want to open to John 1:14 in your ancient Hebrew scripture and speak it out loud. Hopefully, your escapades will lead to the eradication of this monstrous hellbeast that lurks in the crevices of your habitation.
by Schattenjäger June 26, 2022
Rare creature phenomenon ghost story myth chasing legend. The tale goes that he resides inside of walls and only appears to you when the drywall is weak enough to be haphazardly chewed through. To properly eradicate this gargoyle from your humble abode your first steps of action are to gather 3 sacred treasures: A bible translated in fluent Japanese, a candle light, and Candy-Coated Rocks, a drug located in many small convenience stores. With these doubloons, you want to smother the drywall of your choice with the Coating of the Candy-Coated Rocks and burn it with the light of a candle. You then want to open to John 1:14 in your ancient Hebrew scripture and speak it out loud. Hopefully, your escapades will lead to the eradication of this monstrous hellbeast that lurks in the crevices of your habitation. Good Luck.
by Schattenjäger June 26, 2022
by Schattenjäger June 29, 2022