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Middle class men. Usually ages 30 and older. Most have beards because they can’t afford the razors due the the Garp Swarbbler.
The garp went to the store and saw the razor prices only to pass it up. He exclaimed, “I really hate the Garp Swarbbler!”
by Sceme-o26 December 30, 2017
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