The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing
"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"
*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*
One who is signed up to Facebook but only uses it to comment on others pictures, and upload their own; a dedicated camwhore who loves critiscizing the way you look in passive aggressive way. Easily identifiable, as they'll usually upload a hundred or so photos a day and have the insatiable habit of rating all of your photos out of 10.
Isaac: "Oh yeah, did you hear? Jenny finally signed up for Facebook."
Used to describe the rate at which a YouTuber or similiar public internet figure gains subscribers (or general fans). A fast clip is 1 new subscriber every 2 minutes.
*Jonathan Paula passes Dan Brown on YouTube's Most Subscribed list*
Dan Brown (from his video 'DAN GOES CRAZY, GETS NAKED!'): I still remember, when we first became friends you had a measly 20,000 subscribers, I mean, hah- you were nothing. Haha, we did a collab, and then what do you know!? You were on the map. You began gaining subscribers at a fast clip.