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Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.
Landon Sowers is a very odd person because he eats his victims booties.
by Scarypickle May 30, 2019
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A homosexual turd basket who jerks off to elephant porn.
Everybody's jealous because I have a William for a best friend and they don't
by Scarypickle May 27, 2019
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