6 definitions by Scary Mike

man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

777

Permissions level for a file in UNIXwhich allows anyone to read, execute, or write to that file. Simply put - any schmoe can look at and change the file. A bad idea if the file is, or may someday become, even remotely important or senstive.

Executed at the command line as "chmod 777 <filename>"

"Have you gone mad, Carl?!" Thad screeched, "'chmod 777 /etc/password 'is like walking into Compton buck naked, covered in swastikas, with hundred dollar bills taped to your dick!"

by Scary Mike June 16, 2004

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004