Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sayitlikeit

masturbation-fueled car

Describing the, "Masturbation-fueled car" is very simple. Designed in the future seeing how the world was corrupted by computers/video games, the common male couldn't get, "Laid." So, GM(General Motors} created the, "Masturbation-fueled car." Also known as the, "MFC" To help the common loser, geek, nerd, and loner. Soon to be created by the makers of the, "MFC."

The MF Powered Motorcycle
The MF Powered Lawn Mower
The MF Powered Truck
The MF Powered Air Plane (to prevent terrorist attacks)
The MF Powered Boat
The MF Powered Water Jet
The MF Powered Gym Shoes

The MF Corperation

Slogan

"Traveling 0-50 with a stiffy"

masturbation-fueled car by Sayitlikeit_is September 11, 2004

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Jiggle Jerk

Someone that suffers an epileptic fit, while in middle of yelling at you. He proceeds to bite his tongue off, fill his briefs with fecal matter, just before you have sex with his corpse after falling off a building balcony and on to a pile of broken glass. he sticks a floppy dildo up his ass, jiggles it around, jerks it out and thwacks you in the face with it.

"Out of the fucking way you god damn Jiggle Jerk."

Jiggle Jerk by Sayitlikeit_is August 31, 2004