2 definitions by SaveOurSkyline
n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".
"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."
"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."
"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."
by SaveOurSkyline April 4, 2007
Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline April 3, 2007