Satchmon2003's definitions

Slurrage

The rate at which your vocal motor skills deteriote as you drink.

I intentionally over articulated my speech because my wife accused me of Slurrage as the lunch progressed.

by Satchmon2003 September 13, 2015

inhaul

Taking in massive quantities of shit all at once.

May all ticks inhaul every ounce of silicic acid in the world so they could all die at once.

by Satchmon2003 March 19, 2017