Definitions by Sascratch70

Culomigo 

It sounds like saying you have cool friends using some Spanish, but it's actually quite different.

A rough and liberal translation is: asshole friends.

That guy there? He's a culomigo.
Oh, he's cool?
No, he's an asshole, like I said.

Culomigo by Sascratch70 July 31, 2025

Don't pack a jacket 

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

Don't pack a jacket by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

Tremendous 

The word "tremendous" will evolve (or devolve, depending on perspective) in to "double plus good", and essentially signify the death of literacy and free speech thanks to a man in high power that speaks at the level of an 8 year old American. Refer to Orwel's book "1984", if you are already complacent with the word "tremendous."

Don't say "tremendous", that will bring in the Thought Police. That's supposed to be "double plus good."

Tremendous by Sascratch70 November 13, 2018

Faugust

The month of August on the Central Coast of California when you never see the sun. It's preceded by May Gray, July Cry (because it's summer and you want to see the damn sun!), then followed by Fogstember when you still can't see the sun, but hey... at least the kids are back in school. Fingers crossed for October.

"I'm going to come visit you and bring my bathing suit!"
"Don't bother, it's Faugust and the sun ain't shining until October."

Faugust by Sascratch70 September 11, 2018

Vagituity 

The opportunity (or lack thereof) to acquire vagina.

There are so many guys here that there is no vagituity at all.

Vagituity by Sascratch70 May 17, 2013