3 definitions by SargeSmith

Top Definition
Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail
Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.
by SargeSmith April 25, 2008
The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.
by SargeSmith April 27, 2008
When you hit on a underage girl, but your game is weak, and you walk away with nothing to show for it. The best outcome when dealing with underage girlsin places they aren't supossed to be.
Steve: Dude, that girl that shut you down goes to high school with my brother.
Chris: Sweet, pedifail.
by SargeSmith April 25, 2008

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