53 definitions by Sarah Lambert
A) My musty tang needs to be washed and waxed.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
B) Wow, you could smell the musty tang on that stripper, i threw up in my mouth a little bit.
by Sarah Lambert March 14, 2008
A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).
See also triple nipple syndrome
See also triple nipple syndrome
My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.
by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008
poop, especially turds left in a toilet that has not been flushed
what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies
what you are left with after you go birth some chocolate lab puppies
Man, the asshole who used the bathroom before me didnt flush, so I got an eyefull of some stillborn chocolate lab puppies!
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.
NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it
NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it
You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.
Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.
Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008
What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008