A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
Get the santonicmug. A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009
Get the cum-stained futonmug. This is a system that determines how many people from India live in a town or city outside of India. It is the Indian-ness of the city. I personally made this rating myself.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
This is similar to the US military defence readiness condition system called the DEFCON system - with ratings from 1 (highest) through 5 (lowest). The word desi (pronounced they-see) is a collquial Hindi word used refer to people from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka who live outside of India.
DesiCon 5 - Indians are seen here and there maybe but vanish from sight pretty soon.
DesiCon 4 - Indians can be seen in certain localities and apartments and in the IT departments of corporate America
DesiCon 3 - Indians can be seen in every major low-end retail and grocery store and youngsters can be seen on the roads.
DesiCon 2 - Indians can be seen blasting Hindi music with their windows rolled down as they drive around the city
DesiCon 1 - Indian parents can be seen walking in native clothes and sandals on the roads and not necessarily on the footpath and there are Indian restaurants on every 4 blocks.
Minneapolis is a DesiCon-3 city
by SantoshGeorge September 01, 2009
Get the DesiConmug. BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to Driving Under the Influence (driving while drunk). BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Santosh: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!
Clinton: Sorry but I am BUI!
by SantoshGeorge September 01, 2009
Get the BUImug. by SantoshGeorge December 29, 2008
Get the fuckymoonmug. This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009
Get the wanke-danke-thonmug. This is the wanker's day, celebrated on Feb 14, this is similar to Valentine's Day but for persons who have no sexual partner and thus resort to wanking themselves. This is a special day of remembrance for wankers of their own status.
by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008
Get the Wankentine's Daymug.