A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Synonymous with honeymoon but more accurately describes what it is all about
After the wedding, John and Mary went off on a 7-day fuckymoon to Hawaii.
This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.
John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??
Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.
A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.
Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
This is similar in meaning to Wanketine's Day
and celebrated on Feb 14 of each year.
Bob: Hey Frank, wish you a happy Wankenstein's Day
Frank: Same to you Bob. Yeah, I am gonna be busy in my room tonight!
A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.
Bob: What are you gonna do this Friday evening?
Steve: I am gonna sit at home and watch Eagan Vice
BUI stands for Browsing Under the Influence. This is similar to DUI for driving. BUI is a situation where a drunk person is having a great time browsing the internet and having fun.
Jacinda: What are you doing? Wanna come over to my place to watch some TV
Santosh: Sorry but I am BUI!