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acronym for the term "spreadsheet jockey". Term used for an investor who judges the relative worth or attractiveness of an investment in a company (usually a startup) based solely on a spreadsheet model of financial metrics.
Don't take that guy's money, he's a SSJ and will drive your company into the ground.
by Sanjay_Parekh August 10, 2008