Samurai Sam's definitions
"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the BMWmug. Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the nazi cuntmug. by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006
Get the Redwhitencruemug. Otis, look at Leroy. He done got himself a nigger fortune cookie on his way back from the liquor store!
by Samurai Sam September 14, 2006
Get the Nigger fortune cookiemug. Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.
by Samurai Sam September 16, 2006
Get the stupid conservativemug. 1. Dumbass who knows nothing about music...after all, only a dumbass would call the Beatles overrated yet be obsessed with Linkin Park.
2. Another name for excrement.
2. Another name for excrement.
1. Styrocen wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.
2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.
2. Be careful, my dog left a big pile of Styrocen on the sidewalk.
by Samurai Sam October 2, 2006
Get the styrocenmug. Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the Tucker Carlsonmug.