Samurai Sam's definitions
by Samurai Sam September 12, 2006
Get the Redwhitencruemug. Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the Tucker Carlsonmug. Another name for Ann Coulter, and the title of her next book that will be purchased in droves by brain dead conservatives.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the nazi cuntmug. Did you listen to Sean Hannity yesterday? He's a stupid conservative. See also, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Ann Coulter, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Frist, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, Tom Delay.
by Samurai Sam September 16, 2006
Get the stupid conservativemug. Untalented country douchebag who saw a vast untapped market in making CDs full of songs exploiting American troops and advocating extreme nationalism and selling them to uninformed, educated assholes who incorrectly equate patriotism with jingoism and unquestionable loyalty to the Bush administration.
After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
After finding out that being a shill for the Bush administration made him more money than doing commercials for Ford trucks and 10-10-220 he recorded even more such songs, becoming even more of a sellout than he was before that time. He also shot his mouth off with unwarranted and unwelcome comments about the Dixie Chicks, who are better Americans and better patriots than he could ever think of becoming.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
Get the Toby Keithmug. Untalented, washed up red headed bitch who like most country music singers mistakes patriotism for unswerving loyalty to the Bush administration and its half assed policies, particularly the invasion of Iraq. Unfairly criticized the much more talented Dixie Chicks for Natalie Maines' unabashed opinion of George W. Bush.
Reba McEntire, along with Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, produce music for simple minded assholes who don't know the difference between patriotism and jingoiosm. This is one of the main reasons that country music sucks.
by Samurai Sam September 18, 2006
Get the Reba McEntiremug. 1. A comedy movie written, produced, and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
1. Dumb and Dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
by Samurai Sam September 19, 2008
Get the Dumb and Dumbermug.