2 definitions by SamuelL.Jack

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"