Definitions by SamuelL.Jack

Brown Whale 

A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"

"Thar she blows! It be the Brown Whale!"

Brown Whale by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

Captain Gayhab 

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

Captain Gayhab by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009