SamuelL.Jack's definitions

Captain Gayhab

An insult referring to the almost piratical amounts of gayness being exhibited by a person. Also a nod to "Captain Ahab" from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, so one can appear homophobic and well read at the same time. Fantastic.

"Hey Captain Gayhab, haven't you a brown whale to harpoon?"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009

Brown Whale

A turd of oceanic proportions, useful if pretending to be a pirate and in need of a dump. Often used in conjunction with "Thar she blows!"

"Thar she blows! It be the Brown Whale!"

by SamuelL.Jack July 2, 2009