Definitions by Samuel L. Wordsmith

omega 

The lowest-ranking mammal in a social group, such as wolves or chimpanzees. Usually employs clowning as a defense mechanism. In human society, the lowest-status individual in a group.

Bob once again demonstrated his omega status when he stuffed his nose full of Easy Cheese in a desperate cry for attention.

omega by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005

Christian Reconstructionist

One who adheres to the idea that the United States of America should become a theocracy ruled by the rules of the Bible; a Christian Republic.

The President may not be a Christian Reconstructionist, but many of his favorite evangelical preachers are.

Christian Reconstructionist by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005

Theocracy 

Rule by religious leaders, as found in Iran. Notable for repression of thought, extreme censorship, prohibition of scientific research, and a general lack of good times.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson work night and day to transform America into an evangelical Christian theocracy.

Theocracy by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005

bush 

Verb. To attack under false pretenses. Derived from both ambush and the current President of the United States.

Bob said I stole his chili dog, then smashed my skull with a crowbar. But he knows I never touched his weiner! He totally bushed me.

bush by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005